2011-04-25

Pointing erection
Q: Did you know what happens to men taking Viagra followed to iron supplements?
A: They get an erection pointing northwards

2011-04-13

Does Viagra worth it?
A Russian man walking through a market, a stranger comes across to him and forces him to buy Viagra tablets for 100 rubles. The man replied "its, not worth it!"
"the Viagra seller agrees for 50 rubles ?"
"its, not worth it!" The man replies,
"Fine sir, get it for 20?
"NO it’s, not worth it!"
"Alright get it for 10?"
" Not worth it!"
The seller frustratingly replies,
These pills cost $10 each in America. How can you just say its not worth it?"
The man replies,
"Oh, the pills are great, its my spouse that is not worth it."

2011-04-11

Research Opinions
The recent researches have evaluated that a huge amount of money is spent on Viagra and breast implants, rather than on treating other chronic disease. With such increasing trend, by the 2040, we would find increased population of elderly with huge erections and frisky grandmas, with absolutely no reminiscence of what to do with them.

2011-04-06

Viagra and stiff neck
Once a man destroyed with impotence, went to get Viagra pills
While the time to take dosage, he swallowed a pill, unfortunately it got stuck in his throat.
Guess what, after 30 minutes he developed a stiff neck like a Giraffe.
Hats off to Viagra powers!

2011-03-31

Viagra in River
Rumors were set off, that a truck carrying load of Viagra slipped off in Ohio River.
After sometime, It was observed that the lift bridges suddenly turned up straight.

2011-03-28

An Ed troubled man goes to the chemist to secure Viagra.
The chemist asks have you got a prescription for this.
The man replies, No, but have got a photo of my wife,
Will it be sufficient?

2011-03-24

"Viagra tend to have loss of sight in many men, but this would be a beneficial outcome as the user would rather not visualize the person they are in bed with"

2011-03-23

Does Viagra cure sunburns?
Jack is on to a vacation on Caribbean beach, while relaxing on the beach, he falls asleep on the beach, waking up with torturing sun burns.
The extreme sunburns didn’t even allow the wind to touch it. Jack went to the doctor for seeking something that would work extra ordinary and relieve him of sunburn pains.
After taking a look on his legs, even he gives up saying he doesn’t have anything that would handle this violent attack of sun on your skin.
The doctor prescribes Viagra to Jack,
Jack says, hey doc, I have got sunburns what can a Viagra do on it?
Doctor replies, I know my dear friend, but this will at least help you keep the sheets off your legs this night.

2011-03-21

A man visit his 85-year-old grandpa in the hospital.
"How are you grandpa?" he asks.
Grandpa replies" Feeling fine,"
“What’s the food like?"
Grandpa replies "its simply the best." "And the service?" "Simply keeps you relaxed.
Do these young nurses take proper care of you." And "do you get proper sleep?
Grandpa replies, "No problem at all son --- nine hours every night. By 10 PM they get me a cup of hot chocolate and a Viagra tablet, and m asleep.
The puzzled grandson rushes off to catch hold of the Nurse looking after grandpa.
Confusingly he questioned "What are you guys doing? My grandpa says that he has been given Viagra every night,
The nurse replies Oh, yes. "Every night we give him a cup of chocolate and a Viagra tablet. It works great for him, the hot chocolate makes him sleep, and Viagra works to stop him rolling out of bed."

2011-03-16

Undertakers pissed at Viagra’s never ending effects
A Breaking News from the world of Viagra: Reports say that angry Morticians around the globe are protesting to ban the Viagra drug.
The Reason? Because they are facing a very HARD time closing the casket.

2011-03-15

It has been reported that a Store sign in Oregon during a great heat wave complained that : “Who put Viagra in the thermometer?”

2011-03-14

A hilarious association of Viagra and computer viruses, A new Viagra computer virus is invented, which is powerful enough to turn your floppy disk to a hard drive

2011-03-11

Viagra is now in a powder forms that can be mixed with tea. Nah, don’t be mistaken, it doesn’t help your erection, but will stop your biscuit from softening and falling in the cup of tea.